Secret Bloody Santa

13 Dec

Secret Santa this week.  Fine.  ‘cept I have to make something also.  Not fine.  Something *personal*.

Ideas please.  Quick.


10 Responses to “Secret Bloody Santa”

  1. ablufia December 13, 2006 at 12:30 am #

    what kind of thing ? any thing ?

  2. marc sirkin December 13, 2006 at 8:00 am #

    get like 300 rubber bands and some elmer’s glue. make a huge sticky ball that you could play stickball with or use as a weapon.

  3. ablufia December 13, 2006 at 9:42 am #

    re: sticky ball

    if you injured them with it (via the ‘use it as a weapon’ option), that would be very *personal* 🙂

    i personally like the idea -not sure how well it would go down with kai’s work colleagues, though.

  4. Grand Master Thump December 13, 2006 at 3:39 pm #

    Make a fake mustache…. using your own hair for that personal touch. I leave it to you to decide from where to harvest the hair, but for comic effect only reveal after the receiver tries it on.

    The immortal line from Borat comes to mind, “My moustache still tastes of your testes”.

    OK, it is a bit sick but it will be the last time they go all hippy like and suggest anything personal as a present.

    On a more serious note, cook a cake, I am aware that you have a fondness for such culinary delights so make a bunch and keep most of them.

  5. Grand Master Thump December 13, 2006 at 3:45 pm #

    OK, after actually reading other peoples comments and folowing the link I see that the cake idea has been kind of suggested, so instead of suggesting I merely second the suggestion.

    Right, got that cleared up then.

  6. Tuffy December 13, 2006 at 6:33 pm #

    I think you should make them a secret spatula.

  7. kaimac December 13, 2006 at 9:57 pm #

    Phew, we got a reprieve today: moved to monday. Hurrah!

    Thanks for the suggstions!

  8. Colin December 16, 2006 at 7:49 pm #

    A bag of Tubb’s walking mud.

  9. roach December 17, 2006 at 4:22 pm #

    cup cakes laced with skunk. unless you’re matched with a 58 year old woman, in which case you should knit a robot [instructions at].

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